1.) If you were stranded on a raft in the middle of an ocean, no hope of rescue or survival, and only have a flare gun and two other people on the raft, how would you want to die?
I'd probably prefer to die of thirst, as opposed to drowning, sharks, or a flare through the head.
2.) Complete the sentence: "You arent _____________., "
a coward, your bravery is on another level.
3.) How do you think mankind came to be?
4.) What two movies would you combine to create the best movie ever?
Star wars and fight club.
"Don't not talk about Jedi club!"
5.) Have you sworn at somebody in the last fifteen minutes?
fuck no. (This seems like a cliche answer, but it feels so right)
6.) In a movie of this past year in your life, who would play you?
Dean Haglund, but with shorter hair. He played the weird hacker on the x-files.
7.) Who would direct it?
Thad Napp, my college roommate :p
8.) Who would do the music for it?
Danny Elfman, he's an amazing composer. He did the oompa-loompa songs for the most recent charlie and the chocolate factory.
9.) Have you kissed someone and regretted it soon thereafter?
10.) If there was the technology to create a hybrid of any animals, what animals would you blend?
a horse and a eagle = pegasus = no traffic
11.) What do you do to pass the time when nothing is going on?
Games of all sorts.
12.) Complete the sentence: And death ______________.
is inevitable, so do not fear it.
13.) In Native American mythology, there is animal that connects to your soul. What is your animal and why?
Phoenix sinks into decay
Phoenix rise from ashes gray
Phoenix, hear my heart's desire.
Fill me with renewing fire.
Renew my body, mind and soul.
Loving Phoenix, make me whole.
Keeper of the Fire of Creation
Represents death and rebirth.
Transformation and Regeneration.
Protector of all fire.
This totem gives hope in the midst of despair.
Helps you transform your life into something purer
and brings you closer to spiritual awareness.
Call upon the Phoenix for strength and renewed energy when facing trials of life.
Symbolizes the Sun, dying every night to be reborn with the dawn.
The Chinese believe that the Phoenix has been sent to Earth
to help the development of mankind.
14.) Look in the mirror. What word first comes to mind?
how does my hair look?
15.) What, besides the eyes, do you first notice about a member of the opposite sex?
breasts... Not poetic, but just the way it is.
16.) If you could have any physical, mental, or emotional handicap, what would it be and why?
Narcolepsy, so I could sleep on the job.
17.) Say a parrot walks into a bar. How do you like the sound of your voice?
I don't really have any idea what the parrot is doing, but I often wish my voice were a little lower.
18.) You're on a plane that is hurtling towards earth at over five-hundred miles per hour. You're sitting in the middle seat. Who sits in the aisle seat?
Well, Jac gets the window seat, so probably someone random.
19.) What was your childhood phobia?
monsters at night
20.) Have you ever received a love letter?
No, I have only written them, to no effect.
21.) Do you still have it?
22.) What is your pie-in-the-sky dream job?
Running my own video game company.
23.) What career are you actually going to pursue?
I'll stick with government contractor software work for awhile probably.
24.) If you could build your dream house anywhere in the world, where would build it?
Oh...probably on Sugerloaf Mountain in Maine, where I learned to ski as a lad.
25.) What kind of house would it be?
A large log cabin.
26.) What five people would you want at your death bed if you were to die in a month?
Jac, mom and dad, dan...probably a friend....to hard to pick one though
27.) Who do you want to give your eulogy?
Big Joe I think would do a good job.
28.) A bus full of every actor and actress breaks down in front of your house. Who do you kill first?
I say Paris Hilton, but she doesn't qualify as an actress for me. So I'll kill J-Lo.
29.) A bus full of every actor and actress breaks down in front of your house. Who do you ask out?
The girl that played winnie cooper on wonder years. She's like a physicist now, so hot.
210.) What decade in the twentieth century would you like to have lived in?
The 90's! yay!
31.) Who was your childhood idol?
32.) What question do you have to ask yourself to know if you love them?
Could I ever willingly leave?
33.) What, to you, is the most romantic thing anyone could say to you?
"We're like those two trees that grow and entwine each other. They begin separate, but they end as one."
34.) What ancient civilization do you wished you could've lived in?
35.) What is your favorite word? Why?
36.) What are your three favorite smells? Give a reason for each.
My pillow(comfort), pine trees(home), and...um...not sure how to say it, but when you get a woman turned on...
37.) Have you been in a fight in the last twenty four hours?
don't think so
38.) What do you want engraved onto your tombstone?
From the Earth I came, to the Earth I return.
39.) Which finger is your favorite?
My index finger is quite handy.
40.) If you could be a god over one thing, what would you be the god of?
41.) If you could have any color eyes, what color would they be?
I love my hazel eyes.
42.) How do you want to die?
quietly in my sleep, dreaming (ditto)
43.) Describe yourself in three words
an odd brew
44.) What would be the first line in your suicide note?
"There's somewhere else I need to be"
45.) What would be the last?
"See you there."